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Facilitating illegal activities, such as purchasing or dispensing LSD, strictly goes against my principled guidelines and could lead in severe legal consequences.
It's crucial to know that controlled compound, and its trading and possession are prohibited in a majority of places.
Please keep in mind of the dangers associated with drug use, and {seekhelp if you are dealing with addiction.